The scene: Mom and Dad’s room, bedtime routine underway, frazzled pregnant tired sore mom sitting on the floor
Me: Wyatt, go get your pajamas on. I’ve told you many times now. If I have to talk again it will be to tell you your consequence.
Amaiah: Dear Jesus, please help Wyatt to listen and go get his pajamas on….
Wyatt: Dear Jesus, please don’t listen to Amaiah.