And by that I mean that I am definitely not getting better with age
a minor lapse in judgment
So here’s the story (while you drink your coffee) and then we’re moving on to making bird feeders
I was picking up Ama Mama from school
the entire population of the world was in the school parking lot
I pulled the car into a spot and then turned around and started yakking away with the Wy Guy. As I did this I slowly released my foot from the gas. But you see, I was up against a curb so the car stayed put.
As I turned back around and looked down I noticed that I was still in Drive.
So I went to press hard on the brake before shifting it into Park.
But guess what?
I pressed hard on the GAS instead.
Over the curb we flew, into a chain link fence, down the hill a smidge, and into the bushes
All were fine. Oh, except for my ego. That lay crushed under the car.
Then we had to spend the next 4ish hours watching the tow trucks and eventually the fire department yank it back off the hill.
Also, I got to watch everyone who walked by stop and take a picture on their phone
But we were in good company
If I ever have to spend four long hours staring at my mess of a car again, I want to do it in the company of those friends.
Thank you sweet souls, even if you did snicker and suggest we stick to riding our bikes to school
We made a couple of bird feeders over the summer
I mentioned a while back that our picky little common sparrows did not care much for them
Someone still asked for a tutorial
You people crack me up
Here it is
You know I get a little vague during tutorials
I’m also about to use the word “screw” far too many times
As copied from a very old issue of “Living”
This is what you’ll need for one feeder (purchased at the grocery store and Home Depot):
A couple of apples
a 24″ threaded rod, I believe it was 1/4″ thick. Whatever size you get, just make sure you get the nuts and washers to match
screw hooks and eyes
a finial, preferably without the screw you see sticking out of mine up there
two squares of wood, they come just like you see there
paint, we had some red (and 30 other quarts we could have picked from)
Note: in this first shot below I photographed the wood for making TWO feeders
With the widest part of one wood square facing up (what the birds will stand on), put your threaded rod through
On the bottom of the block screw on a washer
Now turn it back over so you’re holding it by the rod and the block is sitting at the bottom
Next screw on an apple
Followed by the second block
Then the second apple
At the top of the rod screw on the finial. Note: remember my finial had that screw in it? Brian just sawed a good chunk of the bottom off which included that screw. Then he just made me a little pilot hole and I screwed it on top of the rod
Finally, screw (see I told you) in the eye hook on top, loop some cording, rope, or wire through and tie it to your branch.
Let me know if your birds are more appreciative than ours